Obnoxinormous
So big it makes your brain shut down from pure rage.
My mom's new SUV is obnoxinormous. It could swallow a bus and still have room for my dad's old fridge.
This pizza is obnoxinormous. I ate half and still had to take a nap.
The obnoxinormous traffic jam made me scream into my steering wheel like a banshee.
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