obnoxicillin
A pill that turns your annoying self into a quiet, shut-up, don't-even-think-about-saying-anything kind of person. It's like a curse, but in a bottle.
I took it before my friend started telling me about his dumb crush.
I took it right before my brother started talking about his dumb video game again.
I took it before my mom started yelling at me for not cleaning my room.