obnobular
A person who looks like they got hit by a truck and then stepped on by a donkey. They might have a limp or a weird body. Some people think they have a brain issue, but they're just being obnobular.
My brother is an obnobular. He walks like a robot, he talks like a broken recorder, and he eats cereal for dinner.
My neighbor is an obnobular. He limps, he yells at the mailman, and he smells like old socks.
My teacher said I’m an obnobular. I think that’s just a fancy way of saying I’m weird.