OBN
An OBN is a crazy gardener who gets all the tulips and crack. They deal with kids who mess with them, and if you’re too weak to handle it, just run.
That OBN just gave a kid a wedgie for stealing his tulips. He’s that good.
I saw an OBN turn the other way when a kid tried to steal his crack. He’s too legendary.
He’s like a gardener with a vendetta. He knows how to take down the weak.