Oblonger
The only oblong in the U. S. It's a tiny village where the only cool thing is the cheerleading team.
Oblong is so small that it doesn’t even have a real name. It’s like the loser of the town.
Oblong is so tiny, the cheerleading team is the only thing that matters.
Oblong is a village where the only good thing is the math team. Everything else is bad.