oblon
a small, short, round, bald, fake troll who thinks he’s a god. He wears shoes that look like they were made in the Shire. He yaps nonsense just to hear himself and doesn’t care if people laugh at him.
He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite. It didn’t work.
He yelled at a cloud for being too white. It was absurd.
He tried to lead a group of ducks. They all laughed at him.