oblon
a short, fat, hairless, fake troll who thinks he’s important. He wears shoes that look like they were made by a kid who eats too much broccoli. He talks just to hear himself and doesn’t care if it makes sense.
He yelled at a pizza for not being good enough. It was a disaster.
He tried to lead a group of ducks. They all laughed at him.
He blamed the weather on a missing sock. No one cared.