oblon
a short, fat, bald, fake troll who thinks he’s the boss. He wears shoes that look like they were made in the Shire. He yaps nonsense just to hear himself and doesn’t care if people laugh at him.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. It didn’t work.
He yelled at a cloud for being too white. It was absurd.
He tried to lead a group of ducks. They all laughed at him.