Oblomov
A human who’d rather die than move their butt off the couch. They sleep through breakfast and cry when the coffee gets cold.
My cousin is an Oblomov. He hasn’t left his bed since 2019.
My roommate is an Oblomov. He eats cereal for dinner and calls it a lifestyle.
My dog is an Oblomov. He naps through thunderstorms and thinks the mailman is his archenemy.