oblivious drop
when your buddy is getting laid at a party and you walk in like a drunk elephant and smash the tv on the bed, knocking the vcr on the girl's head like she's a piñata.
I walked in like I was the Hulk and broke the tv on the bed. The girl looked like she just got hit by a ceiling fan.
I fell into the room and hit the tv so hard it knocked the vcr on her head. She looked confused and mad.
I came in drunk and smashed the tv. The vcr went flying and hit the girl like she was a target.
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