Oblivious Cock Block
When a parent is so clueless, they’re blocking the kid’s love life without even trying. It’s like they’re a cockblock in a suit.
Kid: 'Dad’s in the house.' Dad: 'I’m just here.'
Kid: 'Mom’s home again.' Mom: 'I was just eating.'
Kid: 'Why can’t I have my date?' Parent: 'I was just resting.'