Oblivious Cock Block
A parent is like a cockblock ghost. They're home, they're not helping, and they're getting in the way of the kid’s fun without even knowing.
Kid: 'Dad’s here, I can't do anything.' Dad: 'I'm just here.'
Kid: 'Mom’s at home again.' Mom: 'I was just cooking.'
Kid: 'Why can’t I have my privacy?' Parent: 'I was just sleeping.'