oblivious boyfriend
A boyfriend who doesn’t know he’s being an idiot and can’t tell when his girlfriend is about to throw a shoe at him. He just keeps eating pizza like it’s a war crime.
'You’re mad.' 'No, I’m just hungry.' 'You’re hungry.' 'I’m just being a jerk.'
'You ignored me.' 'I was eating pizza.' 'You’re eating pizza.' 'I’m just being awesome.'
'You’re screaming at me.' 'No, I’m just whispering.' 'You’re whispering.' 'I’m just being smart.'