obliviotto
Obliviottos are people with no brains who think they’re the best driver ever. They do stupid things like eat, text, or shave while driving and don’t even care if they crash into something.
'I was stuck behind a guy who was eating a whole pizza and talking to his girlfriend. I almost lost it.'
'That Obliviutto was shaving and looking at himself in the mirror like he was in a beauty contest. I was so mad I almost honked at him.'
'He was texting and driving like he was on a mission. I almost flipped him the bird.'