obliviotto
An Obliviutto is a stupid person who thinks they’re the best at everything and does dumb stuff like talking on the phone, eating, or shaving while driving. They make everyone else suffer for no reason.
'I was stuck behind a guy who was eating a sandwich and talking to his mom. I wanted to throw my coffee at him.'
'That Obliviutto was shaving and looking at himself in the mirror like he was a model. I almost wanted to scream at him.'
'He was texting and driving like he was on a mission. I almost flipped him the bird.'