Oblivionn
They’re like a broken toaster, they don’t know what they’re doing, but they think they’re the best thing since sliced bread. They make messes and don’t even know they’re doing it.
He walked into the kitchen and yelled, ‘I’m going to be rich someday,’ then tried to eat the cereal box.
She started a fight with a vending machine and won.
He told his mom he was ‘doing yoga’ and then fell off the couch.