Oblivionn
They think they're the main character of a movie, but the only thing they're good for is making everyone else look good by comparison. They don’t see what’s in front of them, and they don’t care.
He took the last slice of pizza and didn’t even notice I was standing there.
She texted me a picture of her cat and called it ‘the best photo ever taken.’
He got lost in the mall and thought it was a ‘mystery adventure.’