oblivion
A game so good it will make your brain melt and your computer cry. It’s like hell, but with elves and fire.
I spent $1000 on a new computer just to play Oblivion. My old one died from sadness.
My cousin got stuck in Oblivion for three days. He forgot how to breathe.
Oblivion is like a giant middle finger from Bethesda to the entire world.