obliterature - A piece of writing that's so confusing it might as well be a

A piece of writing that's so confusing it might as well be a math test written in chicken scratch.

This book is a metaphor for life, but also a sandwich. Also, it's written in crayon.

The main character is a frog who wears pants. Also, he’s depressed. Also, he’s a potato.

I read this book and now I’m confused. Also, I’m now a potato. Also, I’m confused.