Obligation Bang
When a guy does the deed with someone he finds kinda gross just to not let his junk down. It’s when your bros ask, ‘Would you hit that?’ and you’re looking at a chick who smells like old pizza and a dead mouse.
Bro: ‘You’re gonna Obligation Bang her?’ Me: ‘I’m gonna Obligation Bang her.’
Text: ‘Just do it. She’s your dad’s ex.’ Me: ‘I’ll do it. I’ll do it.’
At the bar: ‘You’re gonna Obligation Bang her?’ Me: ‘No. I’m gonna Obligation Bang her.’
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