obligastory
A story you're forced to hear because if you don't, the person telling it will act like you're the worst friend or lover ever.
My friend told me about his failed dating life for an hour. I had to listen or he'd say I was the worst friend ever.
My boyfriend told me about his job again. I had to smile or he'd say I was cruel.
My dad told me about his old job. I had to pretend I cared or he'd say I was heartless.
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