Obli-negated - When you’re let off the hook for a job you did because you w

When you’re let off the hook for a job you did because you were cool, but you still got called a legend even though you barely showed up.

I said I'd mow the lawn, but then I got hit by a car. Still got called a legend.

I volunteered to do the science project, but then I got grounded. Still got a trophy for being awesome.

I signed up for the race, but then I got stuck in the mud. Still got a medal for being a hero.