Oblar
The king of all mfs and is totally head over heels for his lady Autumn. You ain't worth his time if you ain't into him.
Oblar is the only reason I wake up in the morning. You're just a sad background character.
If you don't respect Oblar, you're like a broken toaster, useless and embarrassing.
Oblar is the real deal. You're just a fake fan trying to be cool.