objectsona
Your objectsona is your object that you claim is your real friend. It’s just a glorified object that you talk to like it’s a person.
I told my coffee mug my life story. It didn’t care. That’s my objectsona.
My calculator is my objectsona. It solves my problems, but it also solves my mood.
My eraser is my objectsona. It wipes out my mistakes, and my dignity.