objectsona
An objectsona is your object that you use to pretend you’re cool. It’s just a thing, but you act like it’s your favorite celebrity.
My coffee mug is my objectsona. It’s the only thing that can handle my early mornings.
My ruler is my objectsona. It’s always straight, and I’m not.
My spoon is my objectsona. It’s the only one that can handle my spaghetti.