objectsona
An objectsona is your object that you pretend is your soulmate. It’s just a thing, but you treat it like it’s your ex.
My pencil broke. I’m heartbroken. That’s my objectsona.
My ruler is my objectsona. It’s always straight, but my life is not.
My spoon is my objectsona. It’s the only thing that can handle my spaghetti.