Objective Finance per Capita
Objective Finance per Capita is like giving your money a report card and then dividing it by your brain’s ability to not spend it all on pizza. It shows how much better your life could be if you stopped being a financial idiot.
My Objective Finance per Capita is 2.3. Which means I’m barely passing. And I still bought a new phone.
My dad’s score is 10. He’s rich, smart, and still thinks a mortgage is a good idea.
My cat’s score is 7. She eats my money and doesn’t even apologize.