Objective Finance per Capita
Objective Finance per Capita is the number you get when you try to be rich, but your brain says no. It’s like math for people who hate math, but still do it.
I got a 4. I’m rich, but I still can’t decide between chicken nuggets and pizza.
My friend got a 9. She’s rich, smart, and still buys me stuff even though I’m a failure.
My neighbor’s score is 11. He’s rich, but he still spends his money on dumb stuff.