Objective Finance per Capita
Objective Finance per Capita is when you try to measure how good your money is, but you’re too lazy to actually do it right. It’s like a math test for people who hate math, but still take it.
My score is 3. I’m rich, but I still spend my money on stupid stuff like soda and pizza.
My teacher’s score is 10. She’s rich, smart, and still buys me stuff even though I’m a failure.
My dog’s score is 8. He eats my money and still barks at me.