Objective Finance per Capita
Objective Finance per Capita is when you take your country’s money, divide it by your dumbness, then multiply it by how much you earn. It tells you how much of a mess you are at being rich.
My score is 5. Which means I’m average at being rich and still spend my paycheck on soda.
My mom’s score is 12. She’s rich, smart, and still buys me stuff.
My brother’s score is 3. He spends all his money on video games and still calls me a failure.