Objective Finance per Capita
Objective Finance per Capita is like giving your money a grade, but you’re too lazy to do the math right. It’s how bad you are at being rich, and how much you still spend on dumb stuff.
I got a 5. I’m rich, but I still buy pizza every day and call it a lifestyle.
My sister got a 7. She’s rich, smart, and still spends my money on dumb stuff.
My dad got a 10. He’s rich, smart, and still buys me stuff even though I’m a failure.