Objective-C
A lazy programmer’s dream turned into a nightmare. It’s like C got hit by a truck, then Smalltalk walked in and said, 'I’m not helping.' Apple uses it because they're too cheap to switch.
I wrote a simple app in Objective-C. It had 100 errors. I cried.
I used Objective-C and my code looked like a raccoon threw up on a keyboard.
My friend tried to use Objective-C. He now lives in a trash can.