Objectcentrism
Objectcentrism is when you treat things like they're people and people like they're things. It's like the universe flipped its lid.
At work, the copier got a promotion over me. I had to take a vacation.
My little brother thinks his robot is smarter than me. I told him I’m still smarter than his robot.
My dad said the lawnmower should be in charge of the family.