Objectcentrism
Objectcentrism is when things get all the respect and people get all the disrespect. It's the ultimate insult to humans.
My boss said the coffee machine is the real hero of the office. I had to drink the coffee and pretend I was happy about it.
My friends think the pizza box is better than me. I tried to eat it and it said no.
My mom said the vacuum cleaner is the best parent. I had to clean the house and feel bad about it.