object-oriented programming
A fancy way to make programming feel like a group project. Everyone has their own job, but no one talks to each other. It’s like a family reunion where no one communicates.
I had to write a method that did nothing but call another method. It was like a middle manager with no purpose.
My code had 10 layers of inheritance. It’s like a family tree that goes back to the beginning of time.
I tried to use a class and it had 200 attributes. I think it had a nervous breakdown.