Obius
A word that smart people use to make everything sound like a big deal. It’s like obviously and obvious had a baby who just wanted to be dramatic.
Obius, I did my homework. Obius, I finished it in 10 minutes. Obius, you took an hour and that’s why I’m better than you.
Obius, I passed the test. Obius, I studied. Obius, you didn’t study and that’s why I passed.
Obius, I’m going to be rich. Obius, I’m going to win the lottery. Obius, you’re going to be poor and that’s why I’m going to be rich.