Obituate
A person who pretends to be dead so much it’s like they’re doing a full-time job of dying. They’re the reason people think ghosts are just tired humans.
I’ve seen him fake his death six times this week. He’s gonna die from the embarrassment.
She texted me: "I’m dead. Don’t call me." I called her. She was alive. Again.
He’s obituated so much, the funeral home gave him a raise.