obituary milker
A person who cries so hard at someone's funeral that they probably cried at their own birthday. They don’t know the dead person. They just want people to think they're emotional.
She cried so loud at my friend's funeral that the priest had to stop the service.
He showed up with a fake eulogy and a bunch of fake tears.
She texted me 'I'm crying in my car' 10 minutes after the funeral.