obituary milker
A fake friend who cries at someone's funeral just so they can look sad in front of everyone. They don't even know the dead person. They're just looking for a spotlight.
My neighbor cried so loud at my cousin's funeral I thought she was the one who died.
He texted me 'I'm heartbroken' 10 minutes after I told him my grandma passed.
She showed up to the funeral with mascara on and a smile.