Obina
A Brazilian soccer player who plays for Flamengo and gets treated like a f***ing god by fans who make up wild facts about him, like he can score goals with his eyes closed and his feet on fire.
'Obina scored a goal and my friend said he's the best player in the world.'
'Flamengo fans said Obina can run faster than a chicken with a broken leg.'
'Obina made a header and my cousin said he could do it with his nose.'