Obilleni
Obilleni is a female name that means she's a beast in the morning and a monster at night. She'll laugh in your face and then punch you in the gut.
Obilleni woke up at 5 a. m. and texted me a photo of my cat wearing a crown.
She called my boss a f***ing donkey and got promoted.
She texted me: 'You're weak. I'm strong. You're funny. I'm a joke.'