obijohnshinobi
A guy who’s so good looking and so cool that he makes everyone else look like they just fell out of a dumpster.
My obijohnshinobi coworker got promoted because he can smile and make coffee at the same time.
My obijohnshinobi crush has a dog, a car, and a degree. And he still makes me blush.
My obijohnshinobi friend dated my mom. And he was still better looking.