obiete
If Obiete is your name, you're either a king or a man who doesn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'. These people are tough as nails and would rather die than look silly.
Obiete challenged the school principal to a dance-off. He won by doing the worm while the principal tripped over his own shoes.
Obiete didn't flinch when a chicken flew into his face. He just yelled 'You're not my problem!' and walked away.
He took on a whole football team just because they said he had a 'weird haircut'.