Obiddious - A lazy person’s way of saying they don’t believe in God but

A lazy person’s way of saying they don’t believe in God but still think they’re smarter than everyone else

I don’t believe in God, but I still think I’m the smartest person in the room.

I don’t believe in a higher power, but I still think I’m the best at everything.

I don’t believe in heaven, but I still think I’ll be the first one there.