Obiagwu
Obiagwu is a name given to a Nigerian who thinks he's the best at selling used cars. He buys old cars from Europe and sells them like they're new. Stanley is his favorite name, and he thinks he's the richest guy in the world.
'I'm Obiagwu, and I just sold a car that looked like it came from a junkyard.'
'Stanley is my name. I don't know what that means, but I like it.'
'I'm not the richest. I'm just Obiagwu.'
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