Obiagwu
Obiagwu is a name for a Nigerian who thinks he's the best at flipping used cars. He buys broken cars from Europe and sells them like they're brand new. Stanley is his best friend, and he thinks he's the king of the trade.
'I'm Obiagwu, and I just turned a broken van into a millionaire's dream.'
'Stanley is my name. I don't know why. It just sounds like I'm rich.'
'I'm not the best. I'm just Obiagwu.'