obi-won sacajanobi
A mix of obi won and sacajawea that can control your mind and kick your butt. This thing can turn your life into a disaster just by looking at you.
My brother is obi-won sacajanobi and he kicked my butt in the hallway.
My dog turned into obi-won sacajanobi and made me eat my homework.
My boss is obi-won sacajanobi and I got fired for no reason.