Obi-Wild
Obi-Wild is the kind of guy who could start a riot, but he’s too lazy to even shout. He’s got a jawline that could cut glass and a brain that’s full of toe socks.
'He’s got a jawline like a knife, but he’d rather watch toe socks than fight.'
'He’s so calm, he could fall asleep during a toe sock debate.'
'He’s like a knife, but he’s too lazy to use it.'