Obi Wanabe
A know-it-all who talks like they’ve got the Force in their pocket but are actually just full of hot air and dumb advice.
Hey man, I’ve got a plan for your life. It involves three steps and a lot of crying.
You think you’re the Chosen One? I’ve seen more wisdom in a pigeon’s eye.
I’m not just a Jedi, I’m a Jedi with a PhD in being wrong.