obi-wan
When you dress up like Obi-Wan during sex and use a glowing condom as your lightsaber.
He wore a cape, a glowing condom, and said 'May the force be with you' when he came.
He dressed up like a Jedi and used a neon condom as a weapon. It was wild.
He did the whole Obi-Wan thing during sex and then cried when he finished.
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